Old PC Gaming

Action Adventure.

  • Conan

    Saturday, March 2, 2019

    Conan 3.5

    Bashing and slashing, from console to PC. No, Conan the game doesn’t feature a young Arnie as the main protagonist, which is sort of a shame since that would have been pretty cool. The Conan phenomenon actually goes way back before the movie, being the creation of Robert E. Howard. The original books sold very […]

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  • Star Trek: Hidden Evil

    Monday, February 11, 2019

    Star Trek: Hidden Evil 3

    Star Trek: Hidden Evil is not the groundbreaking, must-have Trek game it was originally hyped to be. Despite the lovely graphics, faithfully sampled sound effects and admirable recreation of the Star Trek universe, the mixture of action and adventure just didn’t mix well. As it stands, it’s a third-person adventure game that doesn’t quite know […]

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  • Knights of the Temple: Infernal Crusade

    Sunday, February 3, 2019

    Knights of the Temple: Infernal Crusade 2.5

    If you’ve ever heard of StarBreeze Studios, you might have played their previous game at some point – Enclave. It was a great looking action adventure with some fantastic animations, texture work and a simplified RPG framework. The game itself, unfortunately, played terribly, with uninteresting melee fights and completely forgettable puzzles. A couple of years […]

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  • Catwoman

    Saturday, February 2, 2019

    Catwoman 1

    It’s hard to fully appreciate how terrible the film version of Catwoman really was. The only conceivable benefit derived from its awfulness was that it served as indirect comedy, or a nice way to list everything that should not happen in an action movie. It’s only fitting, then, that such a terrible movie would have […]

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  • Spider-Man 2: The Game

    Friday, January 25, 2019

    Spider-Man 2: The Game 2.5

    The dumb, cheap and mishandled sequel. Typically, shovelware is a cheap port over of a console game that, while roughly the same as the console version, takes no advantage of the extra options or abilities offered on the PC. Gamers have put up with mediocre ports for some time, and Activision isn’t exempt from this […]

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  • Resurrection

    Saturday, January 19, 2019

    Resurrection 1.5

    Of foreign import, Resurrection is an effort to emulate many fighting action-adventures such as Severance or Rune. Unfortunately, there’s a reason you might have heard about Severence and Rune but not Resurrection. It has all of the half-assed mistakes and poor design common with games created by ambitious but amateur upstarts. It’s half adventure and […]

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  • Spider-Man

    Saturday, January 12, 2019

    Spider-Man 4

    Does everything a console Spider-Man can. The story of the computer game Spider-Man loosely follows the plot of the film. As the “Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man,” Peter Parker faces the usual assortment of bad guys, from masked thugs and gangsters, to foot soldiers and robots. It’s up to Spider-Man to make the city of New York […]

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  • Evil Twin: Cyprien’s Chronicles

    Thursday, January 10, 2019

    Evil Twin: Cyprien’s Chronicles 3.5

    A surreal and strange platformer. For a long time we’ve known Ubisoft for their platforming games, especially their much loved Rayman series. New to the scene is Evil Twin, a new style of action adventure with an edgy, nightmarish twist, not very dissimilar to American McGee’s Alice (take a childlike fairy-tale and throw it into […]

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  • Pirates of the Caribbean

    Tuesday, December 4, 2018

    Pirates of the Caribbean 3

    Sid Meyer’s Pirates, minus the appeal of being a pirate. Originally in development as Sea Dogs 2, Pirates of the Caribbean is basically a regurgitation of its predecessor with punchier graphics, more side-quests, and a movie license with little tying it to the movie. Set in the early 17th century against the backdrop of the […]

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  • The Hulk

    Sunday, December 2, 2018

    The Hulk 3

    Based indirectly on the movie with the same name (the action takes place immediately after it), The Hulk throws gamers in as the namesake green guy for some loud, dumb rampaging action. The Hulk has only a few moves to wreak havoc, but the point here isn’t so much the combat as it is the […]

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