Postal 2

Postal 2
Platforms: PC, Mac
Publisher: Whiptail Interactive
Developer: Running With Scissors
Genres: 3D Shooter / First-Person Shooter
Release Date: April 14, 2003
Game Modes: Singlepalyer

Don’t ask.

Political correctness gets the middle finger.

And here we are again, beating the metaphorical dead horse on the subject of controversial gaming, preferably with as much juicy spillage as possible to keep us on topic. As you may remember, Postal 2 was controversial, but not quite GTA controversial. Where Rockstar’s long-running series was clever crime drama and social satire bundled into one, Postal 2 was about toilet jokes and being offensive for its own sake. It’s a middle finger aimed at political correctness, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

Equal opportunity offender

Postal 2 is a fairly non-linear game broken into five days, each of which can take an hour or more to complete. As the Postal Dude, you receive mundane tasks to complete on each day, like “Buy some milk,” “Cash my check,” or “Return library book”. The biggest laughs come from completing these tasks, because most involve standing in line. It’s funny because it’s so rare that a game gives you such a boring means of achieving goals. The alternative solution, in almost all cases, is to whip out your gun and lay waste to the entire room.

But the combat is simple and predictable, and indeed this is where the game is at its weakest – by any stretch, Postal 2 is a garbage first-person shooter. You end up unloading a clip into each person until they fall into a heap on the ground. And whilst the weapons themselves are creatively funny, none of them have that ‘bang’ to make the game’s shooting portions actually fun.

Random Acts of Violence

Thankfully you do a lot of free roaming in the game’s town in between the linear shooting levels, and the town itself gets progressively larger as the days go by (with new areas being continually unlocked). Paradise, Arizona is full of people walking around and doing their own thing, which generally involves cursing at you, or, when you’ve angered them, opening fire. Or vomiting around corners. Or screaming in terror when you go on a psychotic rampage with your shovel.

Look at them milk cannons!

The AI in Postal 2 is very cool. The cops patrol the streets and, unlike every GTA game out there, actually jump to your aid when you’re attacked by rude NPCs. Brake the law and they’ll naturally haul your ass to jail, but usually hiding out of sight for a few minutes is enough for things to cool down. The general behavior of the AI overall is quite funny. Get in front of the line at the store and everyone flips you off, with the cashier asking you to ‘please go to the back of the line’. Walk around with your pants unziped and you hear giggles. Give doggy treats to a stray mutt and the pooch will follow you around for more.

The variety of actions is impressive, as are many of the character animations, and the whole “living world,” feeling is a highlight. You can go and barge into people’s homes and steal their stuff, and murder their occupants. You can visit the Paradise Mall and use money to buy pizza, ammo or gasoline (no questions asked). You can set objects and people on fire and piss on their charred remains for shits and giggles. You can smoke crack for hitpoints, and get addicted.

Guns Don’t Kill People

On the box it says the game’s “only as violent as you are”, and on some level this is true. Some tasks allow for both a peaceful and violent approach, but you can still finish the game even if you kill every innocent in sight. And killing everyone in sight is sometimes hard to resist in Postal 2, simply because few games are as much fun to explore your inner sadist and go on random killing sprees.

Postal 2's sense of humor in one image.

Postal 2’s sense of humor in one image.

Unfortunately, each area is small and packed with ‘load zones’. Loading can take 1 minute on older machines, and the waiting can get a little frustrating. Maybe that’s intentional. The entire point of the game is to hand you all of these minor frustrations as a sort of justification for “going postal.”

Even with all its smaller flaws, Postal 2 was massively bashed in the gaming press, some deeming it as ‘the worst game ever’ – see this thread from 2003. This is patently false, since as poor as a shooter the game might be, there’s still a lot of cheap humor and dumb fun to be had here.

System Requirements: P III 733 MHz, 128 MB RAM, 1.2 GB HDD, 32 MB Video, Win98

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  1. Sam says:

    can’t open the game, I don’t understand these files, I don’t see a setup file, or a icon that is normally associated with opening the game itself, it is in PAR2 format, sorry to bother you, but this game looks like a blast, and I would love to try it.

  2. Sam says:

    thanks, I got it working, love it!

  3. vicky says:

    i am not getting any iso file after extracting the zip file , i got only folder with unsupported format file there are no setup file, please help

  4. raw says:

    My game requires a CD (i did not mount it) And the tips said i should look for an crack.exe? how?

  5. someboy says:

    The crack.exe is found in the originzl iso file. Its in a folder called DEViANCE. I just replaced the original game executable that was installed with the one from the DEViANCE folder and got it working

  6. Rimantas says:

    Total free roaming, free choices, pseudo open world, and more things to do (not only to shoot) – i like these features. But i hate how this game is pushing you to use pointless violence and gives so many options for it. It could be superior game, but it’s ruined by so many crap in it. Postal 2 is not polished, developers just throwed in a lot of stuff and said “do whatever you want with this “something” “.

  7. Revcrew says:

    You know the game is so bad that it is good.

  8. Anton says:

    pff the violence is the fun of it

  9. Anton says:

    for what it is its one hell of a great game

  10. wolarts says:

    what am I supposed to do with all these part .rar files from the torrent? I have never come across this before

  11. sorry about that. open the first file (Postal.Fudge.Pack-DOLi.part01.rar) with winrar and extract

    or select every part, right click and select extract all

  12. wolarts says:

    is the single 6.81gb ISO what I should have?

  13. yeah, mount with poweriso as you would any other game.

  14. wolarts says:

    aight, thanks

  15. Maheer says:

    Can you please upload the “complete” version of Postal 2? It is the same game, same developer, but with much more features. Sorry for posting this here, but there is no “Request Game” section.

  16. LALA76 says:

    Sziasztok.. Tudom maradi vagyok,de szeretném ezt a játékot fullba letölteni magyar nyelven…Ja és SINGLE módban.. Valaki egy linket vagy valami segítséget,mert nekem 2 lemezen is megvan,csak valami baj van a lemezekkel és nem tudom róla telepíteni… :/ Előre is köszi… Az E-mailom. -;

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