Old PC Gaming

Old PC Gaming.

  • Simon the Sorcerer II

    Sunday, October 14, 2018

    Simon the Sorcerer II 4.5

    Of lions, wizards and wardrobes. Sordid, vanquished at the end of Simon the Sorcerer I, returns from the dead and plots to gain his revenge on our hero. To that end he causes a wardrobe to materialize in Simon’s bedroom which promptly whisks the reluctant adventurer back to the land of wizards, goblins and swamplings. […]

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  • Simon the Sorcerer

    Sunday, October 14, 2018

    Simon the Sorcerer 5

    Simon the Sorcerer stands out for several reasons. For one thing, it’s a great point and click game that wasn’t made by Sierra or LucasArts, despite having the humor of Monkey Island and an engaging fantasy setting that will remind one of Kyrandia or King’s Quest. And being made by a British company (Adventuresoft), it’s […]

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  • Flying Heroes

    Saturday, October 13, 2018

    Flying Heroes 3.5

    Flying Heroes takes place in the magical, mythical world of Hesperia. It’s a land of history filled with conflict and bloody battles between four clans — the Magion, Sky Knights, Lizard Riders, and Hammercraft. Struggles for dominance consumed the lands until a better way of dealing with their aggressive natures and hatred towards one another […]

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  • Thunder Truck Rally

    Saturday, October 13, 2018

    Thunder Truck Rally 3

    Thunder Truck Rally (aka Monster Trucks) is a an arcade-style 3d monster truck racing game. You will find all of the normal racing modes: championship, time trial, practice, and multi-player. In addition to the standard modes, there is a car-crushing competition that serves as both a separate game mode and a bonus round in the […]

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  • Space Bunnies Must Die

    Saturday, October 13, 2018

    Space Bunnies Must Die 2.5

    Space Bunnies is a bad B-game with poor controls, mediocre gameplay and weak graphics. It appears that the majority of money spent on the game was directed at the soundtrack, art direction and advertising because Space Bunnies Must Die! is all concept, no execution. It’s a painful experience to make your way through the early […]

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  • The Fortress of Dr. Radiaki

    Thursday, October 11, 2018

    The Fortress of Dr. Radiaki 2.5

    The Bland Corridor Shooter of Dr. Derivative Radiaki is like Doom, or many lowly clones of Doom. There’s a dumb plot, a funny villain and odd monsters (it’s not a game that takes itself very seriously). In Radiaki, you’re a super agent sent to penetrate the good doctor’s fortress and stop Radiaki before he can […]

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  • Catechumen

    Wednesday, October 10, 2018

    Catechumen 1.5

    May the Lord bless this holy mess. Catechumen is both bizarre and strangely fascinating. I can’t even say I hate it as a game, but I am dumbfounded by it all the same. It pursues the always difficult task of making action games fun without having any violence, gore or bad language in them. It’s […]

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  • Blair Witch: Volume I – Rustin Parr

    Wednesday, October 10, 2018

    Blair Witch: Volume I – Rustin Parr 3

    Rustin Parr is the first in a trilogy of games based on the The Blair Witch Project mythology. The game takes place in Burkittsville—a small town with a long history of unexplained events and mysterious tragedies. Most recently, a local hermit named Rustin Parr has killed and mutilated 7 children in an act of violence […]

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  • Flying Saucer

    Tuesday, October 9, 2018

    Flying Saucer 2

    Is it true that the United States government is somewhat behind an alien plot to destroy the world? This is one question that is raised in AnyRiver’s craptastic shooter / flight simulator / action game in which you pilot a UFO (at which point you probably identify it and spoil its name). You plummet into […]

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  • Chaos Control

    Tuesday, October 9, 2018

    Chaos Control 3

    The year is 2050, and the Kesh Rhan, an evil and highly advanced civilization, is hungry for new turf — Earth’s turf, to be exact. But never fear; you, as Jessica Darkhill, are Earth’s best hope against a surprise alien attack. You’ll pilot a fighter craft against swarms of enemy ships about to storm earth, […]

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